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ᆎ Beginning reader Best Jokes: I Have Ever Heard - 800 Jokes kindergarten ᇝ Author Manik Joshi ቅ ᆎ Beginning reader Best Jokes: I Have Ever Heard - 800 Jokes kindergarten ᇝ Author Manik Joshi ቅ It took me 20 years to compile 800 best jokes You will find all sorts of jokes in this collection Animal jokes, Aviation jokes, Baby jokes, Bar Jokes, Beauty jokes, Bicycle jokes, Bird jokes, Birthday jokes, Blind jokes, Blonde jokes, Bus jokes, Business jokes, Cannibal jokes, Children Jokes, College jokes, Computer jokes, Criminal jokes, Dead and dying jokes, Dentist jokes, Divorce jokes, Doctor jokes, Family jokes, Farmer jokes, Firefighter jokes, Food jokes, Gender Jokes, Hunting jokes, Husband and wife jokes, Internet jokes, Judge jokes, Kids jokes, Lawyer jokes, Lotto jokes, Marriage jokes, Men jokes, Mental health jokes, Military jokes, Money jokes, Occupation Jokes, Office jokes, Old age jokes, Parent jokes, Police jokes, Political Jokes, Religious jokes, Salesmen jokes, School jokes, Women jokes And Others Sample This 001 Sign Language A group from Chicago spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas One of the men on that trip won 100,000 He didn t want anyone to know about it, so he decided not to return with the others, but took a later plane home arriving back 3 a.m He immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it The following morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf mute On the same street lived a professor who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the professor and dragged him to the deaf man s house You tell this guy that if he doesn t give me back my 100,000 I m going to kill him he screamed at the professor The professor conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language, I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree The professor turned to the man with the gun and said, He s not going to tell you He said he d rather die first 002 Dead Dog Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage Excuse me, said Joe dogs are not allowed on board, you have to check it in with the baggage The lady wasn t happy, but Joe was an experienced steward and succeeded in convincing the lady without much of a scene Upon arrival, Joe took a peek in the cage, and to his great surprise, saw that the dog was dead Frantic that they may get sued, Joe quickly sent one of his underlings out to town to buy a dog that looked exactly the same Just in the nick of time the underling arrived with the dog They quickly switched dogs and breathed a sigh of relief This isn t my dog said the lady as soon as she saw it I m sure it is insisted Joe I was very careful about where I put it It s not my dog argued the lady, you see, I was bringing my dog to my home town to have him buried, and this dog is alive 003 Magic Trick Two thieves each sneak into a rich man s party During dinner the thieves marveled at how even the cutlery was made of gold, and both decided they would try to steal some The first thief quietly slipped a golden spoon into his pocket, unaware that the second thief had witnessed this crime After dinner, the second thief comes up with a way to steal a golden spoon without suspicion being placed on him He picks up a golden spoon identical to the first and holds it up in front of the party goers explaining he wishes to show them a magic trick And now he speaks to the crowd and points towards the first thief, I will put this spoon into my pocket, and remove it from this gentleman here s own pocket Best Funny Jokes Short funny We have the best funny jokes Our funniest will make you laugh for a long time See how far can go with straight face, we dare Short Anyone Can Remember Reader s Digest I don t know, but flag is big plus These are about 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    • 400 pages
    • 1520112149
    • Best Jokes: I Have Ever Heard - 800 Jokes
    • Manik Joshi
    • Anglais
    • 2017-08-02T06:44+02:00